so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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