Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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