I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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