he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
