I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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