Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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