This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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