so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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