i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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