No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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