fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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