i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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