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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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