Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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