my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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