I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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