Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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