i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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