do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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