Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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