Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
this boner is exhausting
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
you made out with another girl for some wings
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