I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Randomize