i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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