I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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