Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
