Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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