It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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