I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
not ubering you a puppy
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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