I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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