just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the condom got lost in my hair
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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