I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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