I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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