On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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