its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I wear drunk well.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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