Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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