i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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