He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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