Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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