Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize