YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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