what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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