Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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