Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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