There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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