Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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