so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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