i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Randomize
