Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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