so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Randomize