Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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