Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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