I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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