Your favorite bartender is back from prision
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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